I think; therefore I am.  - Rene Descartes
I think; therefore I am single.  - Liz Winstead

If you don't take charge of your own reality,
you'd better be satisfied with what you get.

It's difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkies.

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.  - Mark Twain

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.  - Dave Barry

No price is too high to pay for the privilege  of owning yourself.  - Friedrich Nietzsche

There's no present.
There's only the immediate future and the recent past.  - George Carlin

Learn from the mistakes of others.  You can't live long enough
to make them all yourself.  - Eleanor Roosevelt

Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.  - Euripides